var quotnum = "43";
var spruch = new Array(1000);
spruch[0]="IN COLOR";
spruch[1]="IN COLOR";
spruch[2]="IN HYPNO-VISION";
spruch[3]="AS SEEN ON TV";
spruch[4]="presented in
BC|BRAINCONTROL
where available";
spruch[5]="Featuring
GRATUITOUS ALIEN NUDITY";
spruch[6]="PRESENTED IN
D O U B L E V I S I O N
(WHERE DRUNK)";
spruch[7]="Mr. F2s Wardrobe by
ROBOTANY 500";
spruch[8]="Condemned by the Space Pope";
spruch[9]="Transmitido en
Martian en SAP";
spruch[10]="===PROUDLY MADE ON EARTH===";
spruch[11]="|LIVE|
FROM OMICRON PERSEI 8";
spruch[12]=" MADE FROM
MEAT BY-PRODUCTS";
spruch[13]=">> NOT Y3K COMPLIANT <<";
spruch[14]="Based On a True Story";
spruch[15]="THE SHOW THAT
WATCHES BACK";
spruch[16]="Not Based On the Novel
by James Fenimore Cooper";
spruch[17]="Nominated For
Three Glemmys";
spruch[18]="This Episode Has Been Modified
To Fit Your Primitive Screen";
spruch[19]="As Foretold by Nostradamus";
spruch[20]="A Stern Warning
of Things to Come";
spruch[21]="SIMULCAST ON
CRAZY PEOPLEs FILLINGS";
spruch[22]="LARVA-TESTED,
PUPA-APPROVED";
spruch[23]="FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY";
spruch[24]="PAINSTAKINGLY DRAWN
BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE";
spruch[25]="TOUCH EYEBALLS TO SCREEN
FOR CHEAP LASER SURGERY";
spruch[26]="SMELL-O-VISION USERS
INSERT NOSTRIL TUBES NOW";
spruch[27]="Not a Substitute
for Human Interaction";
spruch[28]="IF NOT ENTERTAINING,
WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN";
spruch[29]="THIS EPISODE PERFORMED
ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS";
spruch[30]="BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY
ONE YEAR IN THE FUTURE";
spruch[31]="TORN FROM
TOMORROWs HEADLINES";
spruch[32]="80% ENTERTAINMENT BY VOLUME";
spruch[33]="DECIPHEREDFROM
CROP CIRCLES";
spruch[34]="KRAFTED WITH LUV
BY MONSTERS";
spruch[35]="f2s Humor by
Microsoft Joke";
spruch[36]="FOR PROPER VIEWING,
TAKE RED PILL NOW";
spruch[37]="SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE";
spruch[38]="ITs LIKE -HEE HAW- WITH LASERS";
spruch[39]="WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK!";
spruch[40]="CONTROLLING YOU THROUGH
A CHIP IN YOUR BUTT SINCE 1999";
spruch[41]="DANCING SPACE POTATOES?
YOU BET!";
spruch[42]="WHERE NO FAN
HAS GONE BEFORE";
spruch[43]="A BY-PRODUCT OF THE TV INDUSTRY";
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